Obama was born August 4, 1961??? very fishy…….August+4+1+96+1=420.
420? this is no coincidence Barack won’t be able to sweet talk his way out of this one.
I ACTUALLY OPENED MY COMPUTER CALCULATOR TO SEE IF August+4+1+96+1=420 REALLY EQUALED 420 BEFORE REALIZING THAT AUGUST IS NOT A NUMBER
thank you yahoo
yeah well Hitler vowed not to invade Czechoslovakia and LOOK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
u just compared hitler taking over a country to yahoo buying a fucking website. u just compared a man who under his rule killed millions of people to a company who just saved our asses from bankruptcy
i think you need to go sit in a corner for a while and think long and fucking hard about what the fuck you just said
Somebody can’t take a joke
Somebody has a taste for lousy ass jokes
uhhhh i am i the only one to realize that joke was used before and no one through a hissy fit
its a joke. get over it.
Yes I’m fucking aware that it’s a joke. I know it has humor in it’s own way. But what is wrong with defending the realities and the fucking disasters associated with this joke? Because apparently it’s totally all right when it’s used a hundred times.
Let’s play which tumblr user is on their period today!
Please tell me you did not just use that fucking sexist argument.
adventurerscelebrationgathering:
Tell ‘em.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Different Sherlock portrayals as cats. Because I can.
House is the uncontrollable crazy cat.
Robert Downey Jr. cat is the flaunting type.
BBC Sherlock is the brooding cat.
Elementary Sherlock is the cuddly one.
Canon Sherlock is an awesome YouTube keyboard cat that Watson is always impressed by.
liking a character that’s really controversial and having to constantly explain why they’re a good person
ishallsustainamassiveerection:
HE’S NOT AN ACTOR. HE DOESN’T WEAR MAKE-UP. HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL MAN JESUS CHRIST STOP CLUTCHING AT STRAWS.
Why can’t it be hot or humid? Why both? They both such, but together, they’re monsterious. Just no.
The worst day of summer ever I’ve ever felt it was 90 something degrees, but the it’s like ‘oh hi there, 100% humidity’ and BOOM, over 100 fucking degrees.
AND THIS HAPPENS EVER SUMMER. E-V-E-R-Y SUMMER!
